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AU Bungison
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388 Posts
#1
5.2 years ago
Post your epic omegle threads here!

For those who dont know omegle.com is basically a site where you chat with randoms
Quote from Someone:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: u from
Stranger: ?
You: tell me asl first/
Stranger: china
Stranger: u know?
You: no
You: not really
You: where is it?
Stranger: asia
You: wheres that?
You: is that near england?
Stranger: no
You: where is it then?
Stranger: japan?
Stranger: do u know?
Stranger: near japan
You: kinda
You: ok
You: i think ur talking about korea
Stranger: no,is near korea
Stranger: u from?
You: australia
You: obviously a bigger country than china
You: china must be pretty small ive never heard of it before
Stranger: no
Stranger: china is bigger than australia
You: i doubt that
You: how come ive never heard of it then?
Stranger: you are so poor ,so you do not heard,
You: i dont heard
You: hearding is for people with sheep
You: or cows
You: or stock of any kind
You: how big is china?
Stranger: 960w kl
You: whaaaat?
Stranger: you watch the map of the word,
Stranger: you can know]
You: china is not on there
You: obviously china is unimportant
Stranger: so i think you are a poor man
You: or made up in your mind...
Stranger: so poor
You: i think you are a crazy man
Stranger: as a pig
You: pigs earn a living in china?
You: how do they earn this money?
You: lap dances?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AU tox
Member
2,936 Posts
#2
5.2 years ago
everyone is from fucking china.
AU abyz
Member
1,698 Posts
#3
5.2 years ago
Quote from tox on the 21st of August 2009:
everyone is from fucking china.

fucking oath

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello.
You: this is rather urgent.
Stranger: hello
You: I require an anonymous means of gaining help
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: can you drive?
Stranger: no
You: in which city are you at present?
Stranger: china......
You: china is not a city
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so are u familia with china
You: I was running a small scale, experimental scientific operation.
You: It has gone horribly wrong.
You: I need you to contact your government agencies immediately
You: Are you familiar with Mycobacterium tuberculosis?
Stranger: no
You: I was conducting experiments on rats using Mycobacterium tuberculosis ix22
You: a strain of TB highly resistant to antibodies
You: I bred these rats until they became entirely immune to the strain
You: Now it has spread over to humans, and can not be controlled.
You: I need your help to fix this.
Stranger: what should i do?
You: I need you to make contact with government or law agencies and alert them as to what has happened
You: I can not do this myself as I will most likely be arrested
You: They need to know of the area of effect and send help there immediately
You: Can you do this?
Stranger: but it is too late..
You: the location of the outbreak is Apex, North Carolina
Stranger: it is 0:25am
You: You need to do this as soon as you can.
You: Can I trust you to do this?
Stranger: ok i wii do my best
You: Thank you sir.
You: You have saved the lives of Millions.
Stranger: you had better let more people know this
You: I must go now and make more preparations in case you fail.
You have disconnected.
shanz: I'm the most activist in Dino
AU Bungison
Member
388 Posts
#4
5.2 years ago
Quote from abyz on the 21st of August 2009:
Quote from tox on the 21st of August 2009:
everyone is from fucking china.

fucking oath

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello.
You: this is rather urgent.
Stranger: hello
You: I require an anonymous means of gaining help
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: can you drive?
Stranger: no
You: in which city are you at present?
Stranger: china......
You: china is not a city
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so are u familia with china
You: I was running a small scale, experimental scientific operation.
You: It has gone horribly wrong.
You: I need you to contact your government agencies immediately
You: Are you familiar with Mycobacterium tuberculosis?
Stranger: no
You: I was conducting experiments on rats using Mycobacterium tuberculosis ix22
You: a strain of TB highly resistant to antibodies
You: I bred these rats until they became entirely immune to the strain
You: Now it has spread over to humans, and can not be controlled.
You: I need your help to fix this.
Stranger: what should i do?
You: I need you to make contact with government or law agencies and alert them as to what has happened
You: I can not do this myself as I will most likely be arrested
You: They need to know of the area of effect and send help there immediately
You: Can you do this?
Stranger: but it is too late..
You: the location of the outbreak is Apex, North Carolina
Stranger: it is 0:25am
You: You need to do this as soon as you can.
You: Can I trust you to do this?
Stranger: ok i wii do my best
You: Thank you sir.
You: You have saved the lives of Millions.
Stranger: you had better let more people know this
You: I must go now and make more preparations in case you fail.
You have disconnected.

you sir are a champion
AU grumpy
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7,286 Posts
#5
5.2 years ago
may be biased towards good products - Check out my Blog
AU abyz
Member
1,698 Posts
#6
5.2 years ago
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo, i'm nick jonasss
You: yo
You: ur a fucking faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

meh
another one -

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ??
You: She's crying in the basement, maybe she would like some food.
Stranger: mad?
You: She's good but I can't feed her all the time.
Stranger: what is wrong with u
You: What do you think Stranger?
You: Stranger?
Stranger: i dont know\
Stranger: where are u from
You: The crying stopped. I regret my decisions sometimes.
Stranger: that u said is rerally?
Stranger: you are student?
Stranger: u had a child?
You: IT'S NOT QUIET I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE MAKE THE NOISE END IN MY HEAD STRANGER
You: Back and forth, Back and forth
Stranger: what?
Stranger: carzy
Stranger: usa?
You: I know this is painful for me to hear.
You: I want the noises to end. I ask you stranger, how do I cope? The blood is overwhelming sometimes.
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: you should call 911
You: Goodnight Sweet Prince.
shanz: I'm the most activist in Dino
AU cyclone
Member
2,326 Posts
#7
5.2 years ago
Quote from Beaver.:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi there.
You: i ned help
Stranger: what can i help you?
You: i just an entire coca cola bottle
Stranger: you ate it?
You: i was just sitting there then i the entire bottle
Stranger: what? you ate the bottle?
You: no
You: i was drinking it then the entire bottle
You: yea i dunno what to do
Stranger: ohh.
You: what should i do?
Stranger: the entire bottle did what?
Stranger: did it explode or something?
You: i was drinking it, then i looked and the entire coca cola bottle
Stranger: are you ok?
You: i dont think so
Stranger: uhh, you got stuck?
You: its the entire coca cola bottle you see, hats what happened
Stranger: well i got no idea what you're saying.
You: ok let me try again
Stranger: okay, sure.
You: i was sitting in my lounge room, then an add came on and i thought i should a coca cola bottle, i went to the fridge, got one, and took the cap off. but then the entire coca cola bottle!
Stranger: hahaha!
Stranger: the coca cola bottle.. did what?
You: yea, the entire bottle!
Stranger: yeah, you know what? try pepsi.
Stranger: i gotta go. have a nice day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AU Bungison
Member
388 Posts
#8
5.2 years ago
Heres my best one yet imo

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: yoou?
You: whats usa?
Stranger: united states of america
You: i still have no idea
You: im sorry
Stranger: its fine lol
Stranger: ahaha wher do u live
You: Australia
Stranger: ohhhs
Stranger: usa is on the other side of the world
Stranger: i think
You: oh does usa=brazil?
Stranger: naah
Stranger: do u guys speak english. like as a normal language?
You: no
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: what language
You: speak australia
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ohhwoow
Stranger: im stupid
You: australian*
You: how come?
Stranger: cuuuzz
Stranger: that was a stupid question
You: why?
Stranger: cuz u live in australia and u speak australian.
Stranger: its obvious
You: do you speak australian in usa?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: we speak english
You: ok
Stranger: yeaa
You: i only know small english
Stranger: its fine. your doing goooood
You: thanks you
Stranger: do u go to schoool?
You: no
Stranger: oh :|
Stranger: what do u do all day?
You: i am submarine
Stranger: what is that?
You: spy on boat and people
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oh
Stranger: your on onee?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u underwater
You: sometimes
Stranger: ohhhs
Stranger: wel im guna
Stranger: go
Stranger: nice talkin ta ya
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AU beef
Moderator
134 Posts
#9
5.2 years ago
^ lol.
it don't matter
AU abyz
Member
1,698 Posts
#10
5.2 years ago
Quote from Sheriff on the 21st of August 2009:

You: i am submarine
Stranger: what is that?
You: spy on boat and people


fucking lol
but the best ones imo are ones you plan out earlier, just fucking weird situations, and see how they respond
shanz: I'm the most activist in Dino
AU Bungison
Member
388 Posts
#11
5.2 years ago
Quote from abyz on the 21st of August 2009:
Quote from Sheriff on the 21st of August 2009:

You: i am submarine
Stranger: what is that?
You: spy on boat and people


fucking lol
but the best ones imo are ones you plan out earlier, just fucking weird situations, and see how they respond
ok i will try next time
AU abyz
Member
1,698 Posts
#12
5.2 years ago
also having the 1st line planned out

i,e HI TOM (or any other popular name, will take a while, but eventualy you'll get an OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?)

another is-
Omegle was unable to find you a chat partner, we apologise and have provided you with this Chat Bot.

shitloads of variations



EDIT:
Last one for me tonight, i found it funny

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: not much, just fapping
Stranger: fapping?
You: It's another word for playing video games
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry. not really familiar with it
Stranger: asl?
You: I just jizzed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited twice, last edited 21/8/09 - 3:56am.
shanz: I'm the most activist in Dino
AU grumpy
Moderator
7,286 Posts
#13
5.2 years ago
Quote from CyCLONE on the 21st of August 2009:
Quote from Beaver.:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi there.
You: i ned help
Stranger: what can i help you?
You: i just an entire coca cola bottle
Stranger: you ate it?
You: i was just sitting there then i the entire bottle
Stranger: what? you ate the bottle?
You: no
You: i was drinking it then the entire bottle
You: yea i dunno what to do
Stranger: ohh.
You: what should i do?
Stranger: the entire bottle did what?
Stranger: did it explode or something?
You: i was drinking it, then i looked and the entire coca cola bottle
Stranger: are you ok?
You: i dont think so
Stranger: uhh, you got stuck?
You: its the entire coca cola bottle you see, hats what happened
Stranger: well i got no idea what you're saying.
You: ok let me try again
Stranger: okay, sure.
You: i was sitting in my lounge room, then an add came on and i thought i should a coca cola bottle, i went to the fridge, got one, and took the cap off. but then the entire coca cola bottle!
Stranger: hahaha!
Stranger: the coca cola bottle.. did what?
You: yea, the entire bottle!
Stranger: yeah, you know what? try pepsi.
Stranger: i gotta go. have a nice day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stop CTRL+C CTRL+P me beaver, jeez
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AU slushie
Member
2,914 Posts
#14
5.2 years ago
Coca cola bottle one works well =]
So does copy+paste the pedobear, and calling yourself a bot. It's a shame every 2nd partner on megle now is a bot but meh, its still fun. For any 4chan faggots out there, the game dominated omegle LOl
astRo:"Buddhism' is apparently all about peace, but look who worships him. Muslims and terrorists."
AU Elias "Killz"
Member
1,625 Posts
#15
5.2 years ago
LOL

Quote from Someone:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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