Quote from tox on the 21st of August 2009:
everyone is from fucking china.
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You: this is rather urgent.
You: I require an anonymous means of gaining help
You: how old are you?
You: can you drive?
You: in which city are you at present?
You: china is not a city
Stranger: so are u familia with china
You: I was running a small scale, experimental scientific operation.
You: It has gone horribly wrong.
You: I need you to contact your government agencies immediately
You: Are you familiar with Mycobacterium tuberculosis?
You: I was conducting experiments on rats using Mycobacterium tuberculosis ix22
You: a strain of TB highly resistant to antibodies
You: I bred these rats until they became entirely immune to the strain
You: Now it has spread over to humans, and can not be controlled.
You: I need your help to fix this.
Stranger: what should i do?
You: I need you to make contact with government or law agencies and alert them as to what has happened
You: I can not do this myself as I will most likely be arrested
You: They need to know of the area of effect and send help there immediately
You: Can you do this?
Stranger: but it is too late..
You: the location of the outbreak is Apex, North Carolina
Stranger: it is 0:25am
You: You need to do this as soon as you can.
You: Can I trust you to do this?
Stranger: ok i wii do my best
You: Thank you sir.
You: You have saved the lives of Millions.
Stranger: you had better let more people know this
You: I must go now and make more preparations in case you fail.
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