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  1. Hey baby, are your legs tired?
  2. I just wondered, cause you been running through my mind all day.............
  3. You from Ireland? cause my dick is dublin'
  4. Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  5. "thud" Thought so.
  6. you know how much a polar bear weighs?
  7. just enough to break the ice
  8. Hey girl. You into fitness? How bout fitness dick in your mouth?
  9. I have daddy issues too!
  10. Congratulations, on getting laid tonight!
  11. How would you know that?
    I'm stronger than you.
  12. You: Do you have any raisins?
  13. Her: No
    You: How about a date?

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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible. We decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle then we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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hahaha at 5.
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if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together? does that count...
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Catacylsm 7th December :)
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I can guarantee you've never been (or will) in a position to use any of them.
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Have you heard the 'word of the day'? It's legs.....shall we go spread the word [sm-love]
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Good one SGT love it!

Good first post, keep it up!
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Quote from DVS_SGT on the 25th of May 2010:
Have you heard the 'word of the day'? It's legs.....shall we go spread the word [sm-love]
Hmm is that from that American Pie movie the Book of Love?
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Quote from H0LD THE LINE on the 25th of May 2010:
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible. We decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle then we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Funny thing is there is bound to be someone out there that this would work on haha
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Quote from 'ITz Elite on the 25th of May 2010:
Quote from DVS_SGT on the 25th of May 2010:
Have you heard the 'word of the day'? It's legs.....shall we go spread the word [sm-love]
Hmm is that from that American Pie movie the Book of Love?

Not sure to be honest, heard it from a mate...god only knows where he got it from lol. Goodie though, yet to try it
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6.3 years ago
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dont u guys get that chicks DONT like pick up lines, if u have any idea about women u know that they arent into that cheesy shit. Geeks.
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Quote from Chaos' on the 25th of May 2010:
dont u guysn get that chicks like pick up lines, if u have any idea about women u know that they arent into that cheesy shit. Geeks.
Of course I don't I just walk past them.
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shouldnt you children be drinking juice boxes in the playground?
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Treat me like dirt, I love it!
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ya gay if u try and use 1 line to try n pick sum1 up, ya gotta chat em up a bit lol
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I mean if Pac-Man effected us kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills, listening to repetitive electronic music
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It's a bit of humour Chaos'.....nothing more, nothing less. Just like your quote under your sig "Dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dads wedding ring."

ALL FUN
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